“Slack, like golf, has but few rules. The secret of better slack consists in being able to swing yourself, like you would swing your clubs, with accuracy and precision. There is nothing like slack where proper form counts for more and none in which more careful preliminary instruction by an expert is so important. If one can at the very outset obtain the services of a professional or a skilful Subgenii for a few lessons, it will do far more good than ten times as many lessons after we have contracted bad habits which will have to be unlearned.”

“Golfing and slack go hand-for-hand, brothers and sisters. Leave tension fighting tactics to the amateurs and the fools, and leave the slack to the professionals. That’s how Arnold Palmer does it, that’s how the Subgenius do it, and it’s worked out pretty well so far.”