Various action sequences

A month of NOTHING but crazy action sequences (and matching one-liners), plotted out in all their glory and splendour. There will be no containing plotline, no narrative arc — you will get only the fast car chases, the vicious street battles, the daring feats of do and doery. If this is what you want out of me for the month of June, vote “Various action sequences, esp. car chases.”

Sitcom script

Reviled by many, and yet loved by billions, the question as the Month of Sitcom Scripts goes on will probably turn from “ha ha, is this a parody?” into “what have I done?” very quickly. My influences for the month will probably jump between the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Dinosaurs, Bob Newhart, Coach, and Friends, all of which means you probably have no conception as to how it could possibly turn out well. If that is what you want out of me for the month of June, vote “Sitcom scripts.”

Polls close at midnight on the 31st, and first material in the winning format will be posted on Sunday, June 1st, 2008.
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